Douche Tap

The act of tapping the bottom of one's beer on top of another thus, forcing the douche-tapped friend to chug their beer so it doesn't foam over.

Chuck: DOUCHE TAP!!!!!!!!!
::taps beer, beer foams like a VOLCANO::
Barry: YOU'RE A DOUCHE!
::chugs beer::

by Kimm00se September 13, 2011

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douche wrap

Noun: Useless scarf worn by even more worthless hipster.

Johnny: wtf is that dood wearing a scarf? It's 90 degrees out..
Rick: He's douche wrapped.

by AngryJohnny October 21, 2010

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Memory Douche

The act of doucheing the memory of a nasty Gina.

Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!

Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping

by Mr. and Ms. Wankercum November 7, 2010

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douche bag

Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.

This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.

by shendrix November 23, 2010

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