Douche Goggles

Noun. Sport sunglasses; often gaudy, angular, and racy. Lenses are often (though not always) reflective, showcasing colors that don't occur in nature (such as Nuclear Orange or Pandemic Purple). Occasionally worn by guidos, more often worn by rednecks, always worn by douches. Occasionally worn indoors (this is a tell-tale habit of douches the world over).

Douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the APPLICATION, not the make, of said sunglasses that determines their (the glasses') douchey characteristics.

See also: Douche, Douchebag, Guido, Redneck

That guy's always fucking wearing his fucking douche goggles. He's a piece of shit.

His douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.

by Chutzler May 22, 2009

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douche baggery

acting of the qualities of a douche bag.

syn. ass-hole-ness

george bush
and all his douche baggery

by Danny boy April 4, 2004

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Douche Hose

A douche bag who behaves so douchey that he is practically spewing douche all over everyone.

That douche hose got in everyone's face with his douche baggery.

by flurbadurb October 3, 2010

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Douche-Baggins

A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.

1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche-Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche-Baggins.

by pincherslug July 25, 2006

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