Chaise Longue

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard she lays there like a pool lounge chair.

Man, my girlfriend is such a chaise longue this afternoon.

by cyberarf February 13, 2022

Stale Chips

To describe something that is totally weak, lame, stupid, or horrible.

This class is stale chips....SO boring!

Stale chips, my cat just died.

by oweng84 January 26, 2011

bound in chains

You and your girlfriend are both going your different ways, your girlfriend doesn't want to end it she says they can make it work. You the guy wants this thing to end and leave. The girl asks for one more night together. Before you have sex you go to put your condom on but your girlfriend says she's on the pill, so you don't put it on. After your finished you leave two weeks later you get a call its your ex-girlfriend calling and she's pregnant and she has gotten her wish.

I had just ended it with my girl she really didn't want to we had sex one more time, a few weeks later i was bound in chains.

by the next big porn star June 3, 2010

fish and chips

a pussy that is so crusty and nasty
fish= pussy chips= crusty nasty scabby

dezaray lapeyair
so nasty

by dustin greenwood May 13, 2005

chips

1)a consumable food product, often consumed orally,sometimes anally, that are made of a fried thin substance with a crunchy texture.

2)an interjection yelled at certain times of excitement, as when a fat ass sees the object of his desire: CHIPS!

1)We still have $20, you know we could uh, we could uh, get somre more CHIPS.

2. CHIPS!!!!!! (in a deep voice)

by B-rad from the 'BU June 25, 2007

Chapstick lesbian

Somewhere between a dike and a lipstick lesbian

That Susan isn't such a dike, she's a chapstick lesbian.

by Chicharonies September 1, 2009

a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre)

you tape a knife to your dick and fuck a girl until she bleeds to death.

I kootered this girl then i gave her a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre) last night.

by nick sutton101 January 29, 2009