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A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
by Exxacto February 19, 2023
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bussing bussing no baseball caps

when your friend asks how the food is
this food is bussing bussing no baseball caps and it is really good
by dcdiecder August 13, 2023
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MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.
Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
by MissSaikou September 16, 2023
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that’s baseball

Often used to describe situations or outcomes that are unpredictable yet inevitable. It suggests that certain events, whether fortunate or unfortunate, are a natural part of life and should be accepted as such.

However, this phrase is rarely used to actually describe baseball. Can be used to introduce comedic relief when responding to otherwise bad news.
Paul - “Dude I got laid off from my job today so I went home early and walked in on my wife cheating on me.”

Tim - “Yeesh, that’s baseball for ya”
by astroducky December 23, 2023
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Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.
Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.
by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025
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C team baseball

A group of C team baseball players at Fort Collins High School who fingered, oiled, jerked, and sucked each other off on a bus.
Did you hear about C team baseball? Yeah what they did was crazy.
by Melvin F August 26, 2025
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