Alabama Beehive

An Alabama Beehive is a sexual act where the man stuffs a beehive inside of his dick, and when ready, release the bees into the woman's pussy and ass

Person 1: Doesn't your sister look kinda hot?

Person 2: Yeah. I gave her the Alabama Beehive last night. My dick still hurts but it was worth it.

by Cousin Fucker YeeHaw March 10, 2020

Alabama Fleshlight

The act of having vaginal sex with your sister while she has a very bright flashlight or a high intensity laser in her anus, while you double fist her anus. Typically your sister will be actively chewing her fingers off as you fuck her. You also have the option of helping her chew her fingers off.

Yo sis, you wanna do the Alabama fleshlight tonight?

by THEMOSTSTABLEGENIUS May 13, 2020

Alabama Mudpie

The act of shitting in a tinfoil pie container and then ejaculating on top of it, then you preferably get your mother, sister or cousin to share it.

"ay michael I gave mom a alabama mudpie."
"Really, you should make me one sometime soon."

by TableCruncher June 9, 2020

Alabama hot waffle

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.

“Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”

by Yeller teller January 8, 2021

Alabama Pig Slop

When a woman is getting double penetration, Eiffel tower style, the two men arm wrestle on her back while attempting to ejaculate as fast as possible. Whoever looses the arm wrestling match is forced to suck creampie out of the female, with a straw and swallow it.

One hundred dollars says my dad will loose to me in an Alabama Pig Slop competition if my mom is on the rag again.

by DRUNKENTREX July 1, 2021

AceBanned

Quite possibly the biggest clash Lego Batman 2 streamer of all time

Yo did you see AceBanned playing Lego Batman 2 last week? He is awesome!

by AceBanned July 10, 2021

Acab

Acab: (n), “All Crabs Are Boiled” previously and mistakenly claimed as “All Cops Are Bastards” derived from the Latin abbreviation “crabos es bubbluscusos” which roughly translates to “All Crabs Are Boiled.”

Martin: “Acab man..”
Dennis: “you’re right my man, all crabs ARE boiled. Thanks for helping me cook this seafood boil man. Wanna fuck?”
Martin: “as long as the balls don’t touch”

by Dr.Mikey PHD September 23, 2021