Tit Tap

To go up to a girl and tap her boob from underneath then run away in laughter.

"Hey homie! Go tit tap that chick!"

by Swamp Ninja from Llamas United June 27, 2008

Tits Mcgee

A woman with very huge boobs. Or a woman who shows alot of cleavage or is known for her boobs. Men love this woman. She is also known as Miss Mcgee.

"Dude did you see Tits Mcgee? Man I just wanna play with those juicy melons!"

by Nate_O April 18, 2010

flubber tits

A fat bastard with a weight problem.

Mike J.

by SF March 25, 2003

Schnitzel Tits

\shnit-suhl tits\

-noun

A pejorative term used as an insult to overweight people, esp. males with manboobs.

Younger Brother: I just reached my eighth prestige.

You: Shut up, schnitzel tits.

by Jack Danger Harper October 18, 2010

Turnip tits

Turnip-shaped tits. Large, hanging and with a tuft of hair on top. Quantity and placement of hair may vary.

Preferably not to be seen in public, is most likely to appear on busty old women.

"Did you see Stacey's mom at the beach party? She's got turnip tits!"

by TheSprunk September 11, 2009

Splenda Tits

n. A colloquial term for a woman with beautiful, yet tragically fake breasts. Used in exchange for sugar tits for women with breast implants.

Luke: "Hey, have you seen the new boobs on Linda?"
John: "Oh, you mean Splenda Tits?"

"What are you looking at, Splenda tits?"- Mel Gibson

by floydfan91 August 2, 2011

Fat-tits

Any male suffering from obesity in the tit region.

Plural: Fat-tities

Fat-tities are entirely capable of doing the truffle shuffle.

by ASDFGQASDFG September 10, 2005