Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

Puppy

A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it

Kid- Dad can we get a puppy

Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit

Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma

by Badass204 September 25, 2019

Puppy

The most cutest thing in the whole wide world 🥵

I own a puppy she is my world ❤️

by Theflashlover_24 December 4, 2019

Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

Puppy Nuts

Term used to describe someone with a plethora of electrical mechanical knowledge and skills.

Could you imagine how difficult this install would be without puppy nuts?

by Definitelynottray November 12, 2020

puppy dogging

When an employee follows a manager around like a puppy dog to avoid work or claim they don’t know what to do or how to do it.

George followed his boss around asking what he should be doing. He is said to be puppy dogging

by wordworm92 December 10, 2013

Abandoned Puppy

A sexual act in where one partner looks upset and the other partner never comes.

I was trying to satisfy her needs but came short, felt like an Abandoned puppy cause I was sad and she never came.

by HahaThisguy28r February 14, 2025