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you're gonna get some

meaning you're about to get fucked
"oh Ashton you're gonna get some
by Elzharah January 20, 2024
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You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
by The Complainant May 12, 2024
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Unless you're a woman

Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.
Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.
Simão, you're my schmecker
by Seal077 June 7, 2022
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you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"
duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"
by Cola.depp May 14, 2021
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you're mom

a legendary figure associated with an unknown man named Joe, you're mom is often a target of humerus insults.
You're mom is so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
by {insert username here} April 13, 2022
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You're a pickle

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)
You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.
by holly-jolly June 3, 2021
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