This is when a guy pulls his pants down and moves his hips in a circular motion to moves his penis in a round about fan motion like a wild turkey tail feathers. Guarenteed to make a party go WILD!
by Mikel Mc. June 06, 2007
a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down between your penis and your ball sack. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb
"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("
by nathan S May 17, 2006
I'm so full from that Albuquerque turkey
by 70457 Digital Breeish November 28, 2010
Term used to describe marijuana around the thanksgiving time. Used mainly in November and sometimes, just sometimes, early December. See also, christmas trees and ocean breeze.
by DeeJay December 12, 2003
Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.
Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love
by dewy June 21, 2006
by it's me bitches July 04, 2008
The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.
by Axell Spy January 31, 2011