Hoe Paint

The make-up that is left on your clothes from a female stripper, after a close table dance or VIP lap dance.

After leaving the club, Bob noticed his jeans were covered in hoe paint from his favorite stripper Lexus.

by Inhotwater May 30, 2006

Survival hoe

Someone that has no where to go so they do what they can to survive. Whether it’s to sleep with a family member or friend. They will take full advantage of anything as long as they survive. They will adjust to any surcumstance as long as they have food in their mouth and a pillow to rest their head.

“Oh, I don’t like hard core rock music, but you do? Ok, I love it too. Can I live with you? I have no where to go! Whoops, I slipped and fell on your dick! Survival hoe

by Angela Rivera February 22, 2018

rusty hoe

A dirty stupid crusty ass whore who would fuck, ride, or suck any type of dick. She also had so much dick her pussy is falling apart piece by piece. She does not do this for money, she just loves big, small, short, long, hairy, shave, dick with either big or small balls.

You rusty ass hoe. rusty hoe

by KVNGGREENS April 28, 2017

Hoe Tray

A word used if you aren't into swearing too much. I just made it up and it could mean anything.

A Mandy Original

You hoe tray

by A Mandy's Original March 9, 2019

Hoe-Nanny

The Nanny of the hoes. Someone who runs and owns the hoes.

The owner of the whorehouse was such a great hoe-nanny that all of the hoes confided in her.

by SexyMamaLama December 30, 2008

Hoe Terms

A HOE TERM: Any word or phrase used in a sentence or as an expression where the meaning can be interpreted loosely, as loose as a hookers vagina.

Cousin 1: So, I know you've had some slight misfortunes or small mishaps in your life, I mean really, if I didn't know you or witness half of this shit, I'd think someone was making all these tiny infractions. I'd hate to see what happens if you had a big tragedy.

Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!

THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!

EXAMPLE:

Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.

Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!

Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!

by Dark Muse September 21, 2011

tim hoe

An employee of the greatest coffee shop on the planet. They usually portray traits of awesomeness, alcoholism, badassness, wildness, a caffeine addiction and lastly, they never pay.

"Hey where do you work?"
"Oh I'm a tim hoe, I work at Tim Hortons."

by karl demmans February 21, 2009