Michael Jackson

The greatest and most innocent person to ever exist. Not to mention a musical genius and exceptionally skilled dancer. Michael Jackson was proven innocent after being acquitted of all charges related to allegations of child molestation and similar charges. Michael was, and will always be, innocent.

MJ fan 1: Dude, I just went and watched Billie Jean for the millionth time

MJ fan 2: Thats one of the greatest songs to ever exist! I love Michael Jackson!
MJ fan 1: Me too. I miss him so much

by MJMegaFan1983 January 25, 2021

michael farchucie

PG-13 version of the F- word

I Dont give a Michael Farchucie

by Millwakehorseman March 14, 2023

MICHAEL JACKSON

HEE HEE

Hee hee said Michael Jackson

by ShawnsHoeThatLikesDick July 6, 2019

Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

by SiggyEm August 3, 2012

Michael hughes

Has a horse like cock. Won no nut November, single ready to mingle and doesn’t bust easily

Dude, John Cena is shit compared to Michael hughes

by Doorbell pussy November 2, 2018

michael ramirez

Weird, but in a good way. A bit awkward, but that's what makes him adorable. Funny, sweet, loving, patient, and charming, he's what any girl would dream of for a boyfriend. His best physical attributes are his sexy brown eyes and shoulders that are perfect to lean against or cuddle up to.

Michael Ramirez is such a dork.

by Peanut-Peanut October 28, 2013

Michael Beloved

Michael, a baby zombie piglin who is also the son of Ranboo and Tubbo, he has a chicken and a cake and he's the best boy on the server and the only child who isn't sticky and gross

Michael Beloved my beloved

Mhm me too honeslty he's the best and not gross cocomelon ipad kid

by Ghostly Allium June 13, 2021