by BigPaulyP January 7, 2022

When you sell your legs in order to afford a puppy, but you don’t own a wheelchair. You then have to shuffle your way around, therefore becoming a Shuffle Nugget
by HopperTouchesKids September 18, 2021

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.
"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."
by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008

by Unlikely Hero November 29, 2013

This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.
Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.
by jimmybomm July 17, 2022

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.
Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Shanghai Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.
by Jackielai March 31, 2023
