by Username not available December 1, 2021

When your pants are too tight and so your testicles bulge out in front and can be clearly seen by everyone.
OMG did you see Ben's massive moose knuckles last night on Family Feud?! Yeah, how'd he even get his pants on?
by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020

by Jbird14 February 26, 2024

A group of golf enthusiasts who typically play up north, colder environments. They always make it to West Florida one time a year. The boys of this group win skins, knock pins down, drain 20 footers in their sleep. They drink whiskey with their pinky up.
Ahhhh man, the Moose Knuckle Boys are here. I guess we're playing for 2nd, especially if Don is here.
by Fupasnuggler April 10, 2023

James moose is the greatest person to ever exist, he is literally god and if he must he will smite us all
by Ducko_YT November 26, 2020

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
