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stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.
Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.
by wonkalicious November 15, 2013
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Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."
by bangkokbananahammock May 29, 2015
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burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.
"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"
by Deome October 6, 2016
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Korean Burrito

When your online friend’s mom travels a long distance to meet up with you for a very sloppy hook up.
My discord friend’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadlephia to give me a Korean Burrito, and now I need to buy a new mattress.
by TreasurerAlex November 22, 2023
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