Tech-ache

A type of headache cause by the overuse of technology.
I’ve been watching Netflix all day, and now I have a tech-ache.
by An0ma1y February 26, 2019
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Con-tech

Short for consensus-enforcing information technology. Con-tech are companies providing products or services such as websites and social media platforms, where opinions of liberal, leftist or woke character, claimed to be the mainstream consensus, are allowed while harmless divergent opinions are suppressed by use of moderation, banning and so-called shadow banning. Con-tech has a low tolerance of perceived political incorrectness and considers such content and users to be impurities.
- You shouldn't use this and that, they're alt-tech!
- Well, I'd love to use con-tech, it's just that I'm not woke enough.
by Priminio March 03, 2021
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Vinal Tech HS

A stoner filled school located in Middletown, CT. You will often find drugs here (nic, weed). And Electrical is the primary source
Yeah dude my friend went to Vinal Tech HS, hes addicted to ganja now
by HawkDaddy69 May 29, 2024
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Tech Tic Syndrome

The obsessive need to stare at smart phones, televisions, and computers, to feel 'plugged in' to reality. When in all actuality you're literally tuning out reality. Risking your life driving or walking across the street, while you stare at your smart phone. So recurrent and constant that it is indeed a technology 'Tic' or 'Syndrome'.
Wow that guy's Tech Tic Syndrome got him run over. He was too busy staring at his phone while crossing the street and now he's dead. That girl was so distracted with her Tech Tic Syndrome that she wrecked her car and now she's dead.
by Big_White_Ya_Know July 23, 2015
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Tech window

A word meant to be taekwondo but misheard by Andrew Schulz
Figured y'all would want to know what tech window is,it means nothing
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Tech Window

A competitive activity in which players battle their computer science knowledge to complete tasks as fast as possible.
At the time I was a competitor and coach of Tech Window.
by patelinator April 08, 2022
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Tech Support

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless
by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024
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