duck's breakfast

a shit and a drink of water

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast

by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013

buttering the duck

An old school saying, stating workin hard.

I need you to do something. It'll be a minuite I'm buttering the duck.

by JJ Jason February 9, 2008

Donald Duck

A name you can call Donald Trump if you want to make fun of him.
Often said when you're angry with what he has done.

Donald Duck is really an idiot.

by I make funny words ya know January 15, 2018

golden duck

Cricketing term

similar to duck, but to be clean bowled by the first ball the batsman faces.

That's the third Golden Duck of his season, and it's only his second game.

by black Flag June 11, 2004

Duck Butter

The combination of sweat from the penis/scrodom area, and the anus. These two meet on the gouch and form a deadly serum called Duck Butter.

Jee wiz Bobby! I can smell your duck butter from here!

by vegieman92 February 2, 2009

black duck

a person who is left out of the group, doesn't understand or is different

"Kerrianne never seems get what we're talking about..."


"No shit, she's a black duck."

by Carissa Slalopez January 3, 2009

godamn ducks

A term when you or someone near you farts.
Since a fart sounds somewhat like a duck it is used to blam your fart on a duck.

PersonA: *farts* ... godamn ducks
PersonB: Godamn ducks
*PersonC walks in*
PersonC: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
PersonA: godamn ducks!

by Jason December 6, 2004