Noun: A text message sent from a male to his beta-male peers upon reaching sexual climax, during intercourse with a woman, in order to gloat and exclaim his manliness.
A: *checks phone and cringes*
B: What's up?
A: I just got a Bust-a-Nut Text from my boy.
B: What'd it say?
A: He just gorilla-fucked some Russian chick in the back of a limo...
B: What's up?
A: I just got a Bust-a-Nut Text from my boy.
B: What'd it say?
A: He just gorilla-fucked some Russian chick in the back of a limo...
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Get the Bust-a-Nut Text mug.A drunk text is commonly mistaken by adults as a text sent while drunk, while it truly means to send a thoughtful, loving text to a dear friend.
It became known as a "drunk text" due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.
It became known as a "drunk text" due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.
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texting many messages to a sex interest for later while you are in the midst of hanging out with someone you don't want to be with
While with chubby girlfriend number one, Carlos decided to text off "you're hot", followed by "wanna hook up later", followed by "after 2 when i get out of work", followed by "you naughty thing you" to girlfriend number two.
by xibalbalola January 19, 2007
Get the text off mug.1. An SMS phenomenon whereby the same numeric sequence produces a word other than the one intended that nevertheless bears some direct relation to the intended word.
2. There is another class where the relationship is less direct yet one is left with the feeling that the text twin provides some wry comment on the intended word.
3. Where the same numeric sequence produces more than two somehow-related words, we enter the territory of "text-tuplets"
2. There is another class where the relationship is less direct yet one is left with the feeling that the text twin provides some wry comment on the intended word.
3. Where the same numeric sequence produces more than two somehow-related words, we enter the territory of "text-tuplets"
1.“lips” is the text twin of “kiss”; “eat” is the text twin of “fat”
2. “bummer” is the text twin of “atones”; “lazy” is the text twin of “jazz”
3. any suggestions?
2. “bummer” is the text twin of “atones”; “lazy” is the text twin of “jazz”
3. any suggestions?
by slow.burner March 26, 2007
Get the text twin mug.The teaching of the younger generation about texting habits.such as bulling.texting while driving texting in school and or at work .exc
Kid-Yeah my mom signed me up for text education at school this year.
Kid 2-My mom didnt because we dont have cell phones and she doesnt even know what text education is.ha ha
Kid 2-My mom didnt because we dont have cell phones and she doesnt even know what text education is.ha ha
by troubledemon July 18, 2010
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Get the One word text mug.A late night girl whom is strickly communicated with via text message. Under no circumstance would an acutal vocal conversation ever take place.
I had to bang out my text message ho last night, kiiiiddd.
Dude, that chick is a text message ho. Strickly text scene.
Dude, that chick is a text message ho. Strickly text scene.
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