Texas Turd

Excrement of an enormous magnitude.

Dead gum I shat me a texas turd.

by William H. Wallace November 8, 2007

Newton, Texas

Tall pine trees, dreary, boring, town. Full of back wood hill~billies. Large county with nothing in it.

Newton, Texas similar to a Jed Clampet syndrome. If you want to go back in time. Then Newton,Texas is the place for you.

by Judge Roy Bean October 3, 2008

texas slingshot

when you take the condom after fuckage, Then you flip the condom insideout(with cum showing) and then do the same you would with a regular slingshot but land the glob of cum on her face

hey i just bought my girlfriend the newest texas slingshot with the most power and cream it it...

by Nate newpower January 7, 2009

Texas Position

Its alot like the reverse cowgirl position, BUT you have to make very strong Texan noises while riding a horse.

Wow I would love to do the Texas position with her but I don't have a horse.

by teggstet1 May 8, 2014

Edna, Texas

Edna, Texas is a small no-nothing town in south Texas, filled with plenty of rednecks and wannabe thugs. No one ever knows where the hell Edna is, even though “Stone Cold Steve Austin” grew up there. There ain’t shit to do in Edna except go to whataburger. All this little town has is banks for all the wealthy locals and farmers, and donut shops. The locals may try to sell you on the “charm” of their little town, but don’t let that fool you, because Edna is one of te snootiest small towns around filled with racist white shitheads everywhere, even though the town is made up of half of black and Hispanic folk.

Edna is also home to the Edna Cowboys, which everyone comes down to support every Friday night. Sports is #1 in Edna Texas because that’s all the budget can afford, apparently. So if you’re wanting to make something of your life that doesn’t involve some sports ball, Edna is not for you. However, if you’re interested in large rates of teenage pregnancy, Ol’ Edna has that covered to.

Old people love to come settle down in Edna to retire and die because what the hell else are you gonna do in Edna.

Person: “Where are you from?”
Me: “Edna, Texas”
Person: “Where???”

Me: “Exactly”

by Freetheelves January 31, 2019

texas pipeliner

That motherfucker who wakes up before the sun comes up. Works until it goes back down, Spends all his money on hookers and blow, Has slept with 3/4 of the female population in the town he's working in, Then drags up to go to the next one.

Those Fuckin Texas Pipeliners keep drinking all the michelob and stealing all the chicks.

by Texpipeliner May 13, 2018

jacksonville, texas

City for retirement, meth, Crack cocaïne and methadone. Home of inbreds and thieves. If you end up here you hAve really hit rock bottom. Or your a drug addict. Also a large export ofcooking drugs for the less fortunate city's.

Did you see that Crack whore at moody in jacksonville, texas getting robbed?

by Amsterdam 138 December 31, 2016