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teacher

A depressing job for a depressing person. Usually is either a dick or has to deal with little dicks
Guy 1: Hey! What do you do for a living?
Guy 2: I'm a teacher
Guy 1: ...oh
Guy 2: yeah...oh
by Mariachi_Lobster December 2, 2021
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Teacher

People that are paid a lot of money for something they enjoy to do- ruining kid's lives by giving them panic attacks from the violent techniques they use to kill their prey- homework.
The Science teacher gave us homework with no notice over the weekend and expected it to be done by Monday.
by NASA_AXOLOTL March 7, 2021
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English Teachers

Stupid fat cunt that has nothing going for herself other then that dumpy...
Graduated from an online university with some bullshit degree.
wanted to be a teacher but was too retarded so she settles on english.
Thinks she can restrict us from going out to lunch because she has daddy issues??
Fuck, i hate our new english teachers.
Yea she's got nothing going for herself other then that ass.
Dumb bitch probs got pregnant just to have days off.
by FUCK ENGLISH TEACHERS! September 7, 2022
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Teacher's pet

A demon who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single fucking question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher (massive debt.) This demon thinks they are superior to their peers (based people + sigma) because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around like this stupid little child demon is the teacher. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break. Like wtf bro.
*Normal student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me." *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Another Normal Student: "Yeah. Like what did we do to you?"
by PersonDude23 February 10, 2023
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teachers

life ruiners
jeeeesss i hate teachers they ruin my life
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grilling the teacher

Leaving class early and when stopped by the professor you proceed to place your testicles on the professors forhead while farting into their mouth. (Preferably done to a female professor)
Bobby tried to leave class early, when stopped by his professor he turned around and started grilling the teacher.
by Bobby Greencoat January 18, 2017
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Teacher Lim

a teacher thats slay and has lim as her last name
teacher lim is sometimes mean but shes kind too
Sonia: omg Teacher Lim gave us so much homework today im gonna DIE
Qinxuan: Atleast she didn't give any history himework ..
by iamsbb March 2, 2023
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