take him to the park

1: Break up your relationtionship with another.

2: Ditch your date.

Both definitions refer to taking that puppy dog boy (usually) somewhere to be dumped and picked up by someone else, or just lost.

Ugh, He is so clingy he is driving me Nuts! Thats it, its time to take him to the park!

by Maylain November 14, 2005

Take a gay dump on me

Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.

Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?

by BKx69xDropScopes February 19, 2011

takeda

A strong independent man, usually will have a temper but is a great friend. He has been hurt physically mentally and emotionally but doesn't show it. He helps his very close friends and family and would do anything to protect them. He is a good person to be friends with, will smile through the hardest times and can understand just about anything.

Woman 1: Hey Takeda, are you okay? Takeda: Yeah. Just a lot on my mind. Do you want to go on a walk or something? * Smiles*

by Takahashi_ Geek#1 November 25, 2019

take it to the face

A) When someone is eating food very fast
B) When someone is drinking alcohol

C) When a girl gets skeeted on in the face or sucks a dick

A) Yo Nati Legend slow down a stop taking that burrito to the face.
B) I'm taking it to the face tonight!! (implying you will be drinking but don't want ur RA to overhear what ur talking about.)
C) I am going to be taking it to the face with my boyfriend tonight.
D) Take it to the face Guddie

by bgg February 20, 2011

i'll take you on

I am going to bring you down you motherfucker.

Stupid Bully: Give me your money or else I'll beat you up.

Smart Kid: I'll take you on!

by AC May 31, 2005

kick ass and take names

This expression does not date back to Vietnam or the 80's. it is ancient in the marine corps and is what drill instructors did up until the mid 70's

My Drill Instructor could kick ass and take names."

by daniel f ring August 11, 2014

Take Care of Business

Masturbation primarily for maintenance and not necessarily for self gratification. Without it, one may not think clearly, act rationally, or make the best decisions around the opposite sex.

Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.

Brian: I screwed up last night with Karen. I was off my game.

Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.

Brian: Huh. Really?

Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.

by MuffyDev August 7, 2010