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sleep whore

The physical embodyment of that which is "sleep". It can be referred to as either gender.

So many people go to sleep (visit the sleep whore) every day and its free. So not only do about 6 billion people visit the sleep whore every day, but the sleep whore is cheap too.

Sleep is a whore.
"Im very tired... Im gonna make a good old visit to the sleep whore. goodnight friend!"
by The fiddlin' sailor October 23, 2009
mugGet the sleep whoremug.

Sleep Assnea

When you're a total Ass in your sleep
My boyfriend Elbowed me and pushed me of the bed when he was sleeping,His Sleep Assnea is getting worse
by Sweetmee October 31, 2018
mugGet the Sleep Assneamug.

sleep using

sleep using: taking drugs while asleep. Somnambul-using.
Since being prescribed Ambien, I have driven my car while asleep, made a snack while asleep and had a few episodes of sleep using. Once I even tried to snort some Xanax in my sleep.
by polljo October 12, 2009
mugGet the sleep usingmug.

Sleep-Deprivation

A lack of sleep that may cause you to act or talk wack
A conversation with my friends about anime on discord leading to a discussion about sleep-deprivation:

(I had to do it in the tags cause it was too long lmao)
by BigDoof December 4, 2019
mugGet the Sleep-Deprivationmug.

sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.
Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.
by lo fo sho November 8, 2010
mugGet the sleep trainmug.

Sleep over

When you find out your friends are gay in the least subtle way.
Hey, guys wanna have a sleep over
I could have a sleep over at my house
by I wanna fuck your mom October 31, 2018
mugGet the Sleep overmug.

sleep machine

1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.

2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.
1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.

2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.
by Allen Wren November 21, 2010
mugGet the sleep machinemug.

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