Killing the OJ

A politically correct and HR-approved term for masturbating.

"Yesterday when I got home from work I thought I had a few hours before the old lady got home. I was mistaken, and I got caught Killing the OJ. Now my hand is the only action I'll see for a week."

by Gladmiral Nelson July 3, 2015

Christmas kills

Obtaining more kills on a video game due to the fact that a large number of yonger or more inexperienced players have just received the video game for christmas.

I got a lot of "Christmas kills" today after all these newbs got the game I play for Christmas.

by Djjoojoo December 29, 2009

You're A kill

You're a funny person.

Lol, you're a kill.

by 2bfrank June 26, 2018

The Kill of Daniel

An ancient ritual used my physicists to sacrifice people with the name Daniel or similar sounding names to their dark god (particle). The ritual was first devised by the Grand Percymous upon deciding he was happy that the dastardly evil Petermogros was no longer entering the Limo of Power!

Thou most drinkth the blood of the wild Mawson for that is the way of The Kill of Daniel!

by Grand Percymous January 19, 2011

Kill Whore

A "Kill Whore" is a term referred to people who only go for kills in video games and do not play the objective. They tend to throw the team off as instead of trying to complete the goal of the specified game mode, they instead try to mop up as many kills as possible and more often than not the players team ends up losing because of it. This term can also simply be used to describe someone who tries to get as many kills as possible regardless of other important stats or just having fun.

Luke stop being a "Kill Whore" we need you to take the flag.

Ahh man that guy is "Kill Whoring" he isn't going on the point, we're probably gonna lose

This isn't even fun anymore, our entire team is "Kill Whoring"

by dereky March 3, 2021

Kill Whore

A term used to describe someone who goes out of there way to get a kill. There actions usually result in death.

Nolan is such a kill whore.

by Bigounce May 24, 2017

Fresh kills

Nothing there is fresh or dead, it just smells rotten and dead.

Hold your nose til we get to the other side of Staten Island, the wind is a blowin today. Who the hell wants to play golf by Fresh Kills for several hours?

by Solid Mantis October 30, 2016