Texas Position

Its alot like the reverse cowgirl position, BUT you have to make very strong Texan noises while riding a horse.

Wow I would love to do the Texas position with her but I don't have a horse.

by teggstet1 May 8, 2014

texas slingshot

when you take the condom after fuckage, Then you flip the condom insideout(with cum showing) and then do the same you would with a regular slingshot but land the glob of cum on her face

hey i just bought my girlfriend the newest texas slingshot with the most power and cream it it...

by Nate newpower January 7, 2009

splendora texas

A perfectly normal town excerpt for all the retarded gay people, but other than that it has below average drug use in the schools and plenty of school programs to enjoy

Splendora Texas is fine lmao

by WolfDC December 29, 2021

texas waterfall

this is an extreme mullet hair cut.Most often worn by a guy driving a GM product

Nice texas waterfall haircut Joe Dirt.business in the front and party in the back.

by anto`s on topolots September 9, 2009

texas pipeliner

That motherfucker who wakes up before the sun comes up. Works until it goes back down, Spends all his money on hookers and blow, Has slept with 3/4 of the female population in the town he's working in, Then drags up to go to the next one.

Those Fuckin Texas Pipeliners keep drinking all the michelob and stealing all the chicks.

by Texpipeliner May 13, 2018

texas chillydog

when a man fucks a women in the ass, she proceeds to shit on the man's cock and he then in turn flips her over and fucks her pussy

i gave my girl a Texas Chillydog yesterday. She didn't like that suprise

by thelongone August 4, 2012

jacksonville, texas

City for retirement, meth, Crack cocaïne and methadone. Home of inbreds and thieves. If you end up here you hAve really hit rock bottom. Or your a drug addict. Also a large export ofcooking drugs for the less fortunate city's.

Did you see that Crack whore at moody in jacksonville, texas getting robbed?

by Amsterdam 138 December 31, 2016