short island

creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.

"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".

"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"

"what a little man he is!"

by wujin June 7, 2023

g-scort

A ford escort that has either been pimped out or completely run in the ground. take it either way.

thats a g-scort right there.
or
you drivin that g-scort?

by codeman_11901 December 9, 2008

Fell Short of the Glory

The act of completely wiping out while trying to move quickly or perform a potentially impressive feat of skill.

Todd tried to grind a rail with his skateboard, but totally Fell Short of the Glory and bagged himself.

by Tremain Skies January 11, 2009

Raspberry Shortbreath

When a female is receiving cunolingus by sitting on ones face, causing the giver to struggle to breathe. As a result the giver is forced to blow raspberrys on the females undercarrage.

While getting a mustache ride from Ed I became so excited pushing down on his face, that he started giving me raspberry shortbreaths. The fart noises started getting louder and louder until I realized that he wasnt blowing raspberry's down below, he was struggling to breathe.

by Tootle2 October 16, 2012

Corona short-sword

A cast-iron frying pan, especially when used as a weapon. Reference to Disney's "Tangled".

In the restaurant fight scene in "Chuck Vs. The Sizzling Shrimp", Sarah was really using the Corona short-sword.

by MrCanoehead July 23, 2014

magic shortbow

A good bow in the mmorpg "RuneScape" It is also high level.

"Dude You got a good bow... USE IT IT'S MAGIC!!! IF IT'S A magic shortbow it's good"

by Lord_Darkmoor February 23, 2015

Strawberry Shortdick

A ginger with a small dick, used primarily as an insult

Be quiet "Strawberry Shortdick."

by Anal parade April 17, 2017