Richarded

asking a girl to give you a blowjob a week into a serious relationship.

He just Richarded me on the dm's yesterday and his dick is small.

by SirNickALot November 7, 2018

richard chan

Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart. Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him. Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering. Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice. Realizes logic does not bring happiness. Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her. A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!

You are like Richard Chan, so awesome!

by cuhknormalmn July 27, 2017

richard pham

A get money nigga someone that gets it no matter what the realist person you would ever met

Damn that's boy a real Richard Pham

by King Of Getting Money August 21, 2017

scotch richard

Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.

“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”

by KCCalloway December 29, 2018

richard curt

One of the biggest fucking amoebas to ever grace the internet. The only thing a richard curt is good for is carrying ammo and sucking cock.

Look at that fucking richard curt mook...He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by BigDickDaddyfromC1cinnati January 4, 2019

sydney richards

a loyola chic who steals people men while they are taken. watch out girls

girl 1: omg sydney richards just broke me and my bf up

girl 2: dude that happened to me last week what the heck

by Yummy tummy January 5, 2019

Richard Huffelman

Da infamous ex-military fanatic and weaponry-crazed dude from DownEast Maine who was perpetually in a simmering resentful mood; he received two consecutive life-sentences for murdering two innocent neighbors. Google "fear thy neighbor, red picket fences" for all da assordid details.

I try very hard to behave myself socially and keep the peace with everyone around me; there are too many Richard Huffelmans around.

by QuacksO January 7, 2019