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Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.
Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
by CallMeClive July 1, 2020
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Status legende

A phrase you say to someone you think very highly of.
Yesterday I went to Burek Olimpija and the BurekMan gave me a discount, thats why I had to give him a Status legende.
by GentlesWaif October 30, 2020
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statu

for idiots that are trying to say status? or stats. or statistics. fucking EU teeth people.
NINI wanted to find out her streaming statu since it made her sad.
by YouBeLion October 9, 2020
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sock statue

After using a sock as a jazz rag, proping said sock up, resembling a statue.
Look behind the entertainment center, next to the sock statue.
by Gout Slayer September 18, 2017
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Statue of fireball

When two or more red heads come together to fulfill their sexual desires
Damn zane and mason just got with that girl to have a statue of fireball.
by Creature of the dark October 4, 2017
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Status

a huge place who blew up itself a while ago
"BANG" - Status
by Cgnam April 2, 2017
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Statue of Delivery

What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.
Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."
by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017
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