john status

The act of getting so incredibly drunk you are able to pass out in any position

Bro #1: Did you see John after the party?
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.

by mcjenks May 8, 2014

unc status

what lz mxrc has hit

"wow, dblhomeless has really hit unc status!"

by Myccic August 17, 2024

Facebook Status

When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game

I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.

by Weshboy May 22, 2020

north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole

The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.

by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013

Status

a huge place who blew up itself a while ago

"BANG" - Status

by Cgnam April 2, 2017

Status Dramaria

n. the act of metaphorically deficating all of one's personal drama on social networking sites to an amount of extreme excess. Often, dealing with relationships.

Mark suffers from Status Dramaria. He's posted 17 times in the last couple of hours how sorry he is for cheating and how much she means to him.

Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...

by Siv T March 7, 2011

Unc status

Unc status refers to the slang term, unc, which is short for uncle. You typically refer to someone as unc when they are the brother of one’s father or mother, or more commonly when they are an older male mentor/role model. Achieving “unc status”, essentially means that you have fulfilled at least one of those two criterion within someone else’s life.

Person 1: You know man, my oldest brother’s old time mentor has really been helping me out lately. He helped me get in the gym, find a job, and is helping me fix up my car!
Person 2: Now that man has officially achieved unc status.

by ILoveIrony147 June 12, 2024