Snack Snitch

Implies someone is always in the break room and “reporting” to the boss

“Snack snitch waddles from the vending machine to the boss’s office like it’s a relay race, one hand full of chips, the other full of excuses”

by Snack snitch June 23, 2025

Snack o'clock

the moment when you see someone very hot in person and would like to hook up with them

''Look at this hot boy over there, I really want to have sex with him!''
''I guess it's Snack o'clock.''

by issasnackysnack February 12, 2018

Snack table

Having a girl get on her hands and knees in front of the television while you drink beer, eat snacks, and have vigorous sex with her from behind...all at the same time.

Man last night ole girl let me have a snack table, but i ran out of beer right in the middle of it, so next time ill have a 12 pack.

by justin russell February 25, 2009

Peruvian Scooby Snacks

When you solve the mystery of finding the clit and are rewarded by performing the most volatile cunnilingus on the chunkiest coochie imaginable

Dude, dude I found it!

Found what?

The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!

by OG Bemper June 14, 2023

Snack dog

Diminutive, usually purebred dogs that look like they could be swallowed whole. Sometimes spotted in women's purses.

Check out that Saint Bernard sniffing the Chihuahua. Looks like he's found himself a snack dog.

by braains June 18, 2009

Snack

Lisa

I want to go Walmart to get a snack.

by Keyanah12 March 14, 2021

Snack

Someone that is exceptionally attractive and looks “good enough to eat”. This person usually has a killer smile that makes them even more delicious looking.

Look at Tommy over there making that coconut mocha iced coffee! That boy looks like a mighty fine snack.

by NiretheTeacher August 4, 2020