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sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.
Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.
by lo fo sho November 8, 2010
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Sleeping Chimichanga

n. when your love partner puts chile verde (green chile) hot sauce on their finger(s) and inserts them into an oraface of yours, without prior consent
I will never again sleep face down since the night I awoke to my wife giving me a Sleeping Chimichanga.
by Pedro_DePacas February 26, 2009
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Sleep-Deprivation

A lack of sleep that may cause you to act or talk wack
A conversation with my friends about anime on discord leading to a discussion about sleep-deprivation:

(I had to do it in the tags cause it was too long lmao)
by BigDoof December 4, 2019
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Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.
Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep.
by Matty Firm June 14, 2022
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Danger Sleep

Falling asleep in a potentially detrimental, dangerous or life threatening situation.
1) "Where were you when the fire alarm went off?"

"oh, i chose to have a danger sleep"

2) "mate, i woke up on the roundabout this morning..."

"you were totally having a danger sleep"

3)Having a "danger sleep" in the front row of class

4) "zzzz... (danger sleep)"
by Walter Willis November 3, 2010
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Sleep over

When you find out your friends are gay in the least subtle way.
Hey, guys wanna have a sleep over
I could have a sleep over at my house
by I wanna fuck your mom October 31, 2018
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sleep machine

1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.

2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.
1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.

2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.
by Allen Wren November 21, 2010
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