When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.
“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”
by MM197 October 5, 2018
Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.
by Julio-Maximus July 30, 2019
Running away from police who come to bust your party and always getting away. This term origniated in Charlestown,MA.
Leo- " Yo t-con the cops are on the way"
T-Con- "so you mean?"
Leo- "Yup, Grab Pat. Time to c-town shuffle"
T-Con- "so you mean?"
Leo- "Yup, Grab Pat. Time to c-town shuffle"
by Townie494949494 September 6, 2011
To have a good wank
Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
by Dink__11 April 24, 2022
A move typically done in the Roblox game "Your Bizarre Adventure" where someone kills you, and in an act of toxicity, spams the S and W keys on their keyboard, moving back and forth, and essentially, dancing on your dead body. Can be shortened to just "Shuffle" or "Shuffled" when you use it enough. Normally after someone shuffles you, you'd go back to them and fight them again then do it back when they die.
by sidonsjuicytiddies June 24, 2023
He's doing the truffle shuffle he's hitting on her.
by Betty2025 June 15, 2016
by owlyfighter July 11, 2021