September 5

September 5th is the day where you can yeet your short friends into the fucking sun

Hey, it’s September 5. You know what that means

by hey what the fuck September 3, 2020

September 19th

National suck your boyfriends dick day

I can’t wait for September 19th so I can have sex with my boyfriend

by Big Willlly June 9, 2019

one-word-sentences

when one word sufficiently meets the requirement of a sentence- having a subject and a verb

Would you like to get some dinner?
Let's.

verb= let
subject= us

GO!

verb= go
subject= you (implied)

I think it's brilliant that you used so many one-word-sentences in your poem.

by Allen Wilson February 7, 2008

September 15

September 15 is National September 14 Day. It is the day to celebrate the 14th of September.

(Bro 1): Hey bro what you have any plans for September 15?

(Bro 2): Hell yeah bro I'm celebrating September 14 Day

by DooDooBoy October 16, 2019

23 September

NATIONAL BISEXUAL DAY HELL YEAH well anyway, it’s the day that we celebrate the existence of bi’s such as myself, because EVERYBODY IS HOT

“Hey SAMANTHA did you remember it’s the 23 September today?”
“HELL YEAH TERESA”
*kisses both teresa and george*

by thebimuffin September 9, 2020

September 3

If you’re born on this day you’re the gayest person of all time

John: why is Bella gay?
josh: she’s born on September 3

by Nigersauras December 11, 2020

September 1st

the birthdate of jeon jungkook, golden maknae of bts <33333

Did u know today, September 1st, is daddy jungkooks birthday?

by armyluvbbyyoongi October 16, 2019