sausa

sticking your dick into salsa and then putting it into a girls ass

"Yo, you ready for tonight babe?"
"Yeah, I'll bring the jalepeno salsa"
"this is gonna be the best sausa we've ever made"

by lululololliillulul January 27, 2014

Lincolnshire sausage condom

The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom or the (L.S.C) is when your at that crucial moment at home with a female where your about to get your Freak on Then She Turns and Says 'have u got a condom' so without ruining that moment (because you used all your condoms last weekend) you go to the fridge find one of your mums Lincolnshire Sausages she was planning on using for Breakfast,Scrape the meat out the middle then use the skin as a back up condom.. Bang away Bang.

(Gav) Totally had to use the L.S.C trick last nite man!
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.

by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009

Old Sausage Sunshine

The act of crouching over someone that is sleeping with your ass cheeks spread and a turtle poking out. Followed by a loud noise causing the sleeper to thrust their face directly into a shit log.

I woke my wife up with an Old Sausage Sunshine this morning and she got a corn kernel stuck between her teeth.

by gbv.3.0 June 15, 2011

Sausage Circus

A gay orgy in which 1 or more participants dresses as a clown; gay orgy in general

Oh, yeah, after the concert there was a sausage circus backstage

by mayogargler101 April 29, 2009

sausage fest

a party full of guys, or a slut;'s dream night

i want to get some dick tonight, lets look for a sausage fest

by big daddy springs January 22, 2010

Sausage Sandwich

When two girls are in the act of scissoring, you put your dick in between their vaginas and sit back and relax

Yo dude, did your hear about will?
Yeah I heard that he walked in on two lesbians scissoring, they asked if he wanted to join in and make a sausage sandwich

by Cornf1ake February 9, 2018

sasha

The guy Sasha is really cute and adorable. He will never fail to make you laugh and will always put you in a good mood. He mostly has friends that are girls because he thinks that the humor and things about guys are pretty childish and immature. Although he usually seems super happy on the outside he is sad a lot of the time and cries on a daily basis. So if you find him in that state make sure to try to make him feel better. He usually wears clothes based on the sport that he does like if he skateboards he would wear something like dickies, a plain shirt, and some vans. Overall he is someone that you for sure want to be your friend.

girl - “oh that guy seems really nice and cute”
girl2 - “yeah that’s sasha he’s always like that”

by sashlik May 9, 2020