National "That's What She Said" Day

An unofficial holiday created by Facebook users. It is said to occur on October 13th of each year. On this day, one is supposed to be especially vigilant of sexual innuendo and double entendre in their conversations with others. When a statement is made that fits the latter characteristics one is to reply with "that's what she said".

Jessica: "I thought it would be longer."
Rob: "That's what she said!"
Jessica: "Ew, pervert!"
Rob: "No, No - it's okay. It's National "That's What She Said" Day."
Jessica: "Oh, that makes sense."

by ThusSpokeRob January 22, 2009

That's what BP said

Instead of "that's what she said", but referring to an embarrassing situation, or something that one would rather cover up.

Buffy: "I don't want to go to the beach. I'm having a heavy flow day."

Heather: "That's what BP said!"

by jasonspsyche June 23, 2010

polk salad

A short, hardy, rugged bush which grows in the southern United States, which is sometimes boiled and eaten for food.

Annie gathered up a bunch of polk salad, boiled it, and ate it.

by Doc Sigma August 24, 2003

toss your salad

originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.

Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.

If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2009

tossing the salad

licking the asshole, with jelly or syrup

I prefer syrup!

by BuzzKiller June 18, 2003

salad fingers

Salad Fingers is a man who has schizophrenia and sees the world differently than us. When you see an episode, the setting is what he sees not you. The people he meets are seen and sound non-human save the corpse and the girl he talked to. He has three puppets which act as his other personas. Hubert is his murderous side and Jeremy is probably what he really is, but then there is Marjorie, his coforting side, possibly his mother's persona. He meets five people who are shown as the first litle boy (maybe a kid who he met one day),a high schooler (first victim maybe?) an adult who dies at his door step (maybe a neighbor he killed), that weird boy (probably the same little boy who he met and who nows likes him), and that little girl (might be a kid he killed, now haunts his mind). He has also secluded himself to the point of hallucination. He also turned psychotic at the loss of his friends who he probably killed and blamed the "War" (actually maybe the War is what made him crazy) on their deaths. He is also a gender confused man who switches roles of Man to Woman to Boy and back to Man. His house or apartment is number 22 and his hallucinations turn into demented reality in a click. Salad Fingers is just a man who was messed up and now is lonely and psychotic.

"Ew Hubert Cumberdale you smell like soot and poo"
"I never sampled your delights Jeremy"
"Clean that Muck off... I shan't have any dirty immigrants in my home..."

Salad Fingers imagines himself eating himself to explain tasting Jeremy Fisher's taste...

by William Smythe October 30, 2007

Bad Salad

When someone farts on your tongue while you are rimming them.

Bitch gave me Bad Salad and I can't get the taste off my tongue.

by Internet Dipshit March 20, 2011