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salty susan 

Someone who constantly or easily gets angry or offended when things don't go their way. Somewhat the same as a Negative Nancy....or butt hurt Becky.
Chick 1- "Man she sure is being such a salty Susan!

Chick 2-" Yea she is, She could turn a freshwater lake into the Dead Sea!"

Chick 1-"Yea, she totally could!"
salty susan by CammiS09 January 15, 2016

salty savage 

Happy birthday ya salty savage

salty doorknob 

When one sticks a door knob in their ass, does a kartwheel to open the door.
Making the door a salty door knob
My hands were full so I did a salty doorknob to open it.

Salty Bunny 

A fun twist on the family game 'fluffy bunny'. After filling recipients mouth with semen, they must say "salty bunny" after each added load with out laughing. The person with the biggest number of loads wins.
Spillage is also a no-no.
"What did you do on the weekend?"

"Had the mates around for a few quiet ones and a quick round of salty bunny."
Salty Bunny by Saltysashabunny November 17, 2016

Salty steamer 

A salty steamer occurs during sex when you take a big steamy shit on your partners chest and sprinkle it with a little salt to add a more robust flavor.
Chris Brown gave Rihanna a nice salty steamer on one of their dates.
Salty steamer by RustyOnRye October 23, 2017

Salty Dog 

North Jersey slang for letting a girl give you a blowjob after you have ALREADY had sex with another woman WITHOUT washing your dick first
That girl is such a pig! After I banged Renee, I drove over to Sherries place and gave her the Salty Dog!
Salty Dog by A REAL Cugine April 22, 2008