snott

So Not hOTT

i know rigth, he is just like, snott. ewwwww...

by rickybaluga December 3, 2010

Snottier

When your boyfriend won't go to the doctor for his cold and has increased mucus over a short amount of time.

I won't be hanging with my boo #1 on Xmas if he is snottier than today.

by KCon10s December 27, 2011

Snotty

The ruffe (also known as pope), a small fish found in UK rivers including the Thames. Generally disliked for their ability to swallow a baited hook to the depth that it gets stuck somewhere near their arsehole, their spiky fins and their unattractive appearance.

Bugger, I've just caught another snotty.

by Thremble March 6, 2017

it's not your daddy's

1. Used to contrast something of the present with something of the past that it superficially resemmbles.

2. Used to contrast the current incarnation of something from its past or 'classical' form.

Dude #1: Man, I hear they are putting apples & milk in MickeyD's Happy Meals now.

Dude#2: No way!

Dude#1: Yeah, it's not your daddy's Happy Meal anymore.

by UrbanWebster's July 27, 2011

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it.

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.

The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay

“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

by byler is real April 22, 2021

mans that’s not my mans

Man that is not yet officially your man, but all the bitches/putas/hoes know he’s cuffed

Me *in bed looking at mans that’s not my mans insta* he better not be looking at shawnda’s ratchet ass finsta posts ~smh~

by Eat her good June 11, 2018