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sleep machine

1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.

2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.
1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.

2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.
by Allen Wren November 21, 2010
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tactical sleeping

When you give up your favored sleeping choice to go next to the girl you like.
Ollie gave the mattress to his friend so he could sleep next to his crush. This was tactical sleeping.
by Dictionaryy October 22, 2014
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Danger Sleep

Falling asleep in a potentially detrimental, dangerous or life threatening situation.
1) "Where were you when the fire alarm went off?"

"oh, i chose to have a danger sleep"

2) "mate, i woke up on the roundabout this morning..."

"you were totally having a danger sleep"

3)Having a "danger sleep" in the front row of class

4) "zzzz... (danger sleep)"
by Walter Willis November 3, 2010
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Sleep With The Fishes

To be killed a put in a river
He's sleeping with the fishes tonight
Your going to sleep with the fishes if your not lucky
by Gingfor November 6, 2020
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Sleep Watch

The act of watching a movie or television show while dozing, or out right sleeping.
I totally sleep watched the nightmare before christmas tonight. All I remember is the song from christmas town ><!
by Post-Mortem666 December 29, 2008
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sleep puss

The physiological effect that extraordinary pussy has on the male recipient causing them to immediately fall asleep for a significant time frame thus allowing the female to go about her day without being bothered by the aforementioned male.
Girl....I'm trying to go to the club with y'all but first I have to put down the sleep puss so I can party in peace!
by Nurse bean April 3, 2016
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sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.
Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.
by lo fo sho November 8, 2010
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