Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.

My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.

by Yankee down under March 21, 2022

Mississippi bum roast

When you fart so hard sitting in a heated seat that it turns off the heat!

I was getting a heated massage and then I did a Mississippi bum roast.

by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025

roasted subway

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.

"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"

by byebye7348378 August 22, 2022

The Roast

Wonderful. The best.

ex. 1: "Calvin and Hobbes is the Roast. It just doesn't get any better than that ."

ex. 2: "My teacher, Mrs. Jones, is the Roast! I love her!"

by Brewnary Logic June 8, 2019

Roast

1.Pointing your hand at someone with all fingers and saying Boy but spelled like Boi.

Boy this kid looks so stupid I'm gonna roast him.

by Nerdy Gamer February 17, 2017

roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

Roast n' Ghost

Using degrading or inflammatory language in jest then promptly leaving the scene before a rebuttal can be delivered.

Someone called Emma a bush-pig on Tinder then unmatched her, gave her the old 'Roast n' Ghost'.

by justaodthings April 10, 2025