un-relationship

when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults

skylar and chrissie are very content in their un-relationship

by team america September 8, 2007

parasocial relationship

A one-sided emotional attachment that a content consumer develops towards a creator or influencer, often facilitated by the creator's efforts to appear relatable and authentic.

She felt like she really knew him, even though it was just a parasocial relationship—those vlogs made it seem like they were best friends!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Relationship Salesman

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.

The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.

by il Alpha March 10, 2025

Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

Relationshipism

Having a crush on a relationship.

My relationshipism caused me to be attracted to Jay-z and Beyonce's relationship.

by littlejervis September 12, 2016

Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half.

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Relationship

A rank given to not many people. It is the hardest rank a gamer could get. But here is a guide to get into one:
1. Have money
2.Have muscles
3.Have an Only-Fans account
4.Be very horny
5.ignore rule number 7
6.Watch an only-Fans account
7.You will probably get in a relationship now

When your in one. Make sure you have a bed for 2.

Achievement unlocked : Relationship +500 gamer points,

by Retard1425 March 19, 2021