tuna pot pie

An infected pussy. One that has a light flaky crust or scabs.

Did you notice the crust on that bitches tuna pot pie?

by MsWorld February 10, 2004

Pot of cold piss

–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.

2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation

3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago

4. cold piss australian for beer

Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.

I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.

What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!

by h_yam March 3, 2011

Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.

Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?

by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019

Pot Cookie Blues

Picture this: You eat some pot cookies. The pot cookies kick in, and it turns out they're working a bit better than you had planned your day for. You wind up cancelling your plans for the rest of the day, and nothing gets done for 10-14 hours. Sounds like you've got a case of the pot cookie blues.

aww man. I was not prepared to be THIS cooked. I gotta go lay down. I've got the pot cookie blues.

by scooterthetooterandbooter September 23, 2019

Pot Luck Fart

A fart that not only shows up at the party but brings something with it. i.e. BROWNIES
A.K.A. Shart

"Oh man, I better go change my shorts. That was a pot luck fart."

by fattoeknee July 6, 2009

Come out the pot

When an individual decides that selling crack (cooked in a pot) is their best course of action in life.

“Yo I just got fired from my job, I’m bout to come out the pot,

by Dub_Z1 October 8, 2021

Pot Bellied Pig

A severely overweight woman on whose belly one ejeculates on rather than inside her vagina.

I was afraid of knocking up that fat bitch so I made her a pot bellied pig instead.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017