tuna pot pie

An infected pussy. One that has a light flaky crust or scabs.

Did you notice the crust on that bitches tuna pot pie?

by MsWorld February 10, 2004

Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.

Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?

by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019

Pot of cold piss

–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.

2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation

3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago

4. cold piss australian for beer

Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.

I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.

What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!

by h_yam March 3, 2011

Afghani Crock Pot

A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.

Man: how was your afghani crock pot?

Man2: it was cooked to perfection.

by Black Sword warrior January 3, 2016

Pot Cookie Blues

Picture this: You eat some pot cookies. The pot cookies kick in, and it turns out they're working a bit better than you had planned your day for. You wind up cancelling your plans for the rest of the day, and nothing gets done for 10-14 hours. Sounds like you've got a case of the pot cookie blues.

aww man. I was not prepared to be THIS cooked. I gotta go lay down. I've got the pot cookie blues.

by scooterthetooterandbooter September 23, 2019

Keep the tea in the pot

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.

did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.

by lilv February 26, 2018

puff some pot

A term that a white person made to say” smoke some weed”

“Just puff some pot, relax, and let your thoughts drift through your awareness like you were watching a movie. Ahh bliss”

by Ksrwhtvr April 27, 2019