Rescue poo

A poo so long that it hits the water before it leaves your arse.

" i did a shit so big It looked like a rope being lowered into the water...it was a definite rescue poo "

by Gazerath Of Nazerath October 7, 2012

Phiney poo

have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!

P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn

Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe

Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3

thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)

by sexcmincham May 21, 2021

Poo Turn

After leaving the house, one realises that they need to quickly return to do a poo

I left for work this morning and had to perform a poo turn........ turn around and head home to do a poo

by bjc/arc July 22, 2015

Gleny Poo

THE NAME YOU GIVE A COOL PHYSICAL SCIENCE TEACHER

"Yo I'm going to gleny poo's class."

by xxdabtasticxx April 19, 2019

poo standoff

When you and another stranger are in the bathroom and you both hold off until the other person leaves to take a poo, resulting in a poo standoff.

"For the record, I just won the poo standoff, the other person gave up and left the bathroom."

by kn13 January 27, 2016

panty poo

The yellow deposit women often ooze into their underwear sometimes with loose pubic hair stuck in the dried fluid.

Jessica was hot but the panty poo she eminated was enough to gag a maggot.

by Jimmy Dink March 20, 2017

race is a poo

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race is a poo

by racegay October 6, 2020