Poo Pillow

A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.

I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.

by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013

poo scale

A poo scale is any scale you keep in your bathroom. The only purpose of this scale is to determine the weight of your poo by weighing yourself before and after taking a poo.

Customer: "Could you point me in the direction of the poo scale department?"
Employee: "Are looking for the bathroom scales?"
Customer: "Yes, the poo scales."
Employee: "They are back there."
Customer: "Thanks."

by rufusclay November 7, 2013

Poo Turn

After leaving the house, one realises that they need to quickly return to do a poo

I left for work this morning and had to perform a poo turn........ turn around and head home to do a poo

by bjc/arc July 22, 2015

Frumpy poo

The face your kid makes when they don't get their way.

Don't be looking at me with that frumpy poo.

by Losinc July 4, 2016

poo standoff

When you and another stranger are in the bathroom and you both hold off until the other person leaves to take a poo, resulting in a poo standoff.

"For the record, I just won the poo standoff, the other person gave up and left the bathroom."

by kn13 January 27, 2016

blossom poo

A MASSIVE POO EXPLISION

P1-Geez man don't go in there I just did a Blossom poo
P2-Yup I can smell it

by HwDangerouswomen August 24, 2017

Poo-traction’s

When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby

My stomach is cramping so bad. I’m having poo-traction’s and I’ve gotta find a bathroom fast!

by FunkyValleyMom December 26, 2018