Fire log

The type of shit that makes your ass hole burn.

or

Another word for doing a number 2.

Person 1: Person 2 where have you been, You have been gone for ages.

Person 2: I went to make some fire logs.

by M.Doyle October 13, 2007

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Fire Tornado

A Cataclysmic event that occurs in a relationship where your girlfriend becomes a flaming whore and you are sucked up in a tornado of emotions. The burns you receive are not visible to the naked eye but deep down you are scorched to the 3rd degree.

Colby: My girlfriend and I got into a huge fight last night..

Mike: What happened?

Colby: I dont know she's just a flaming whore!

Mike: I think you've been struck by a Fire Tornado..

by Hayes #17 December 23, 2008

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Friendly Fire

When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face

Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.

by Crispee22 September 13, 2011

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blood fire

used in ultimate excitement or slight exclusion.... when you simply cant believe what was just said, or total disregard

1. you want me to kiss your shoes? Blood Fire!!!
2. Blood fire, i just hit the number...
3. fuck outta here - blood fire
4. u got herpese> blood fire!
5. blood fire, is bitch thought she was gettin her man back...

by Che-Buttah February 19, 2009

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fire dance

Soemone who is so bad at dancing that their actions could occassion comments such as "I have seen people on fire move better". A fire dance is being performed.

Look at that dim limbed twat in fire dance mode

by Roman Totale October 30, 2007

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