Douche bag fuckboy who dates cheerleaders on the colts claims to say he loves his girlfriend, breaks up with them and repeats the cycle
by ChiefCoach December 22, 2018
A simple joke given a long pretense with many added details leading to an ultimately disappointing conclusion
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 19, 2019
Nick Schweizer is a stupid person, even though his dick is 8" and has abs of steel, he can't get a girl because everyone knows that he is fake and a jerk and fingers every girl who throws themselves at him, which I don't get because he ain't even attractive in the face.
Nick Schweizer: a douche, f*ckboy, idiot, jerk.
Nick Schweizer can't keep his dick in his pants.
He can be fooled so many times!
Nick Schweizer can't keep his dick in his pants.
He can be fooled so many times!
by Ash_person July 18, 2017
by Thenickfebicoffical February 28, 2022
A sticky nick is when your friend sucks your balls down to your asshole and licks the dingleberries from your ass hair takes it in the back down doggie style while there mom watches
by Nick Herndon May 25, 2022