Miles

a sub dickbag who cannot say the word ich in german and likes to gaslight.

miles ate shit in german today.

by iloveyourmomstwiceremovedsis February 2, 2024

Ranger Mile

A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.

Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."

by anonymous August 7, 2024

Miles

Aaron Jones’ boyfriend

my boyfriend miles always leaves me for his boyfriend aaron

by bfgayforhisbf September 19, 2021

Miles

5'11 230lbs

Wow who is that 5'11 230 lbs thumb, it's just miles!

by hamikibabayaga January 14, 2024

Miles

A frog nigga who head look like a beat up basketball Rim

Damn miles why you here ain't it mating season for the frogs bitch

by lumpyhead101 December 19, 2019

Mile Peaks

Literally the saddest simp out there. All they do is sit around home, sleep, and complain about how depressed they are. They try to make music but it always sounds like shit

Been feeling kind of “Mile Peaks” lately, might whine about my feelings the whole day

by BigBrollickBlackDude April 13, 2020

Dirty Miles

When you get with your best friend's ex then take them in car rides to leisure centre car parks. You cum in her mouth, clamp it shut tell her you have an STD, and your baby juice comes flying out her nose. Take out your competition by letting them crash their car while going 'under' the speed limit.

He done did a dirty miles.

by BigFatSexyBoy69420 April 26, 2023