Michael barrying

To pound a girl into next week

My girl walked in on me Michael barrying her best friend

by Driizzyy May 25, 2018

Michael Colon

the weird kid that wears a beanie and hoodie and licks his toilet

Watch out for michael colon he goes in anyone’s bathroom and starts licking their toilet

by xoxo bb lightskin May 10, 2020

michael kramer

A huge douche that only bangs troll bitches because doesn't know any better usually living in his moms basement watching dog porn while screaming the lords name in vein

that guy is pulling a Huge michael Kramer

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017

Michael Myers

A man who kills babysitters and wears star trek masks painted white

WATCH OUT, MICHAEL MYERS IS COMING

by I_like_green November 12, 2021

Michael Plauche

The biggest baiter in the game of Valorant. The kills he gets are only to boost his KDA and nothing else. They call him... the master baiter.

Wow. He just pulled a Michael Plauche. Freaking baiter

by DaGoat6969 June 20, 2021

Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

by SiggyEm August 3, 2012

Michael Zombie

A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".

"I'm very weird actually, I freak myself out sometimes, it's quite beautiful" -Michael Zombie.

by Ilovehorrorfilms. October 30, 2011