Michael

A absolute chad who sells birth control pills

Michael sold stuff

by 09292009 April 12, 2023

Michael

A god who consumes substances on a daily basis. Anyone who has the name micheal has a high chance to become a eternal drug lord.

People loves Michael because etc…

by 09292009 April 12, 2023

Michael

Michael will always leave you to die with the furries

Michael: *walks away*
you: MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE *cough* MICHA- *small cough* -EL... MICHAAEELL *bangs on the window* HEEELLLP MEEEEE!!!

by a guy with an atomic bomb April 20, 2023

Michael

A cool dude who's talented. This dude is athletic smart and has potential to make a lot of friends. He throws away this potential by being rude to people for no apparent reason. One minute his super nice the next he doesn't want anything to do with you. He is caring at times and does have your back when in need. He can also be insecure and needs to realize he has a great personality. And more people would like him if he just stayed true to himself.

Person 1) Man, Michael is such a nice dude, too bad his so insecure.

by Krayons 213 May 1, 2023

michael

absolute player he is so childish he cry's when he is proved wrong and has manky curly brown hair and has knob chewse so strong it clearly hasn't been washed in a good few months

eww look there knob cheese michael.

by elliemaerhodes123 May 10, 2023

Michael

Attractive and young, these species keep to themselves when they can. Make sure not to get into an argument with one of these, they are VERY good with their words.

It's a Michael!

by TheSuperManuwof May 10, 2023

Michael

A sassy man who knows no bounds. A well educated white man who happens to act a bit gay but somehow has a girlfriend. Weirdly good at video games. Again very sassy. Is most likely a Taurus born on May 16. The closer to May 16th the sassier

Michael just told me too bad when i said my mother died, he's so sassy!

by gh0stquartz_ May 19, 2023