Matt

A big massive fuck up of a laddie that speaks to a different lassie every hour
“Did you here about Matt” “he spoke to 2 girls at once” “that’s just a Matt thing”
by Dingobopper October 23, 2018
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Matt

A guy who has pussy ears
Matt can't take any shit-talk, he has pussy ears
by Suhhhhhh November 10, 2017
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Matt

Hot head brawhalla tryhard always get big mad.
Carry me in Brawhalla Matt
by Hxmiiid June 02, 2020
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Matt

An all around POS. The whitest boy of the white boys. He is crazy and is bound to bring baggage to your life. The type of guy who says the n word even though he is white as snow, like PALE pale. Hasn’t had a job for years, but probably sells addy to minors to make up for it. When you meet him, he will be charming and say all the right things, but it is all manipulation! Bottom line, if you ever meet a Matthew, it’s time to run girl.
Oh he cheated on you? Yeah, sounds like Matt”
by jtcandc October 15, 2019
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Matt

A soft fella, likely does drugs. Spectacle clad, and would definitely be open to becoming a furry. His heart is a whore, and he is a stinky.
He is such a Matt, wearing a fursuit of hideous quality like that
by philliam fieri July 02, 2019
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Matt

A gay guy who sucks a lot of penis who was in the original lemon party an he sleeps with 2 men named Eli an Cody
Matt is a gay faggot who takes dick
by Chaz218 February 06, 2018
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Matt call

A call that never comes
I kept waiting for the dinner he promised, but it was a Matt call
by KyleD1972 March 03, 2021
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