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Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025
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Mason

A guy who cannot be left alone with any drugs and or alcohol. He tends to have a raging god complex that is not well deserved and is probably bipolar. Any girl who meets him will be left emotionally traumatized. Some may even find themselves with a criminal record, if so run. They will ruin your life.
Oh shit i left my beer inside, I’m sure it’ll be fine until tomorrow.”

“No dude you better get it, we got a Mason in there tonight.”
by yourmom.com13 January 25, 2024
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Mason 67 baseball

Mason 67 baseball means a funny little hand gesture and a really good baseball player
*bro he’s just like mason 67 baseball*
by Roonyfer September 5, 2025
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christian mason

a little fucking shit spewer that shits un controllably and never shuts his bald little mouth, he is 4'11 MAX and gets no bitches. he doesnt know how to skate. and his hair is soft and looks like fucking shit....
by twisty p January 12, 2022
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dirty mason

A word for when you get Butt fuck and pissed on at the same time until you cum
by Fixitfrost59 April 13, 2023
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Mason Douggie

This type of Mason hardly knows how to use a phone but half the time it doesn’t matter because he can kiss. No matter the girl or boy he will get the job done
Yo you hear Mason got his lick back with karter?
Yeah Mason douggie
by Hiboyjoke April 22, 2024
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