Mario

He’s extremely intelligent, smart, serious, talented and awesome. Inside that serious appearance you hide a pure and honest soul, we all can see that through the brightness in your eyes.

Here’s a little poem I wrote for you:

When the sun caress your face,

When the wind embrace you with kindness,

You will know that your existence is precious.

Your hands create pure art,

Your words are the most beautiful passage,

Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.

-"Do you know Mario?"
+"Yeah, someday we will dominate the world."

by Delta_Omega April 5, 2019

Mario

A TSP Faggot

Mario doesn't like to play with his friends

by Large dick wigger April 9, 2019

Mario Kart'd

Verb (past tense): To have an incredible 1st place lead while playing Mario Kart Wii. Then getting comboed by almost every single power up by other racers in the game and (possibly) falling off the map. Effectively putting you so far behind that you have no chance of getting back to first, as well as ruining your day.

Man 1: Hey buddy you look rough, what happened?
Man 2: I don't even know, I was in first, but then a blueshell...lighting bolt, red shells, oh god so many shells. The eternal out-of-bounds abyss beckons to me!
Man 1: NO! don't tell me you got-
Man 2: Yes... I got Mario Kart'd.

by The 0 Crossing April 15, 2019

marionah

Marionah is a very dopey girl girl and smart and is outgoing and is a jealous type...and love to do dares

Marionah is funny

by Rebecca gheeee July 24, 2019

mario mario

Mario is a man who saves the princess every fucking day AND IS SO TIRED OF IT HE WANTS TO HANG HIM SELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mario Mario oh my hero, your last name is Mario, but how YOUR FIRST NAME IS MARIO >:(

by Mario Mario (Red plumber) July 14, 2019

Mário

A Mário is an incredible human being, with the best picha on the entire planet! He can also be called a pichudo.
His picha is not the only huge thing he has, he has also a huge heart. A Mário will text his friends in the middle of the afternoon to ask if they stayed hydrated during the day.

Random: "I saw a man with a huge picha yesterday! He asked me if I was hydrated."

Random2: "Yeah, he's for sure a Mário! The best creature in the entire universe!"

by QueCringeBro September 28, 2019

mario kart champ

Lol the most skilled player ever known to man...good luck trying to ever take first place against a doode like this...GoGo Boots speed...and mostly known as Danny...also if you are named Arla you prolly lost

Damn. He’s a true Mario Kart Champion

by YERT42069 October 17, 2019