John bivona movie

A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify “john bivona” movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.

“Have you ever heard of ‘Song of the Sea’?”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”

by theslayestslay November 29, 2022

JFallon Movie

Watching media that only involves explosions, guns, revenge narrative, banks and just a lot of loud noises and/or flashing lights without a cohesive or even remotely storyline.

Bonrad :Hey you want to watch Jason Bourne?
Ryan : Is that a JFallon movie?

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Movie Nights

A group of friends that get together every weekend to cancel plans, and sometimes watch a movie

Movie nights this Saturday?
I can't make it
Me neither
Yeah I'm out
OK next weekend then

by EricTheOstrich August 23, 2020

Fucking The Movie

When yo hb keep fucking talking abt the movie instead of shutting tf and watching it.

"Yo luke can please stop fucking the movie."

by Luke Tron August 11, 2025

Bee movie

Life

All Hail The bee movie

by Lil chubby November 30, 2018

I don’t watch movies

Codeword for men cruising for gay sex

I don’t watch movies

A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.

by monotomgreen December 17, 2023

Percy Jackson Movies

Does not exist. There are no Percy Jackson movies in Ba Sing Se.

Someone (uncultured): Hey, did you see the Percy Jackson movies.
Sane Person: What movies? There are no movies. Read this. *hands pjo series*

by Chaonix September 16, 2025